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'How to Get Fired!' Excerpt

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Jeff Havens' satirical book "How to Get Fired!: The New Employee's Guide to Perpetual Unemployment." tells employees exactly what to do to get fired from their jobs -- in order to avoid doing just that. This excerpt comes from the first section, "Fake Your Resume."

Former high-school English teacher and stand-up comedian Jeff Havens provided an entertaining excerpt from his satirical book "How to Get Fired!: The New Employee's Guide to Perpetual Unemployment." Havens, a lecturer and consultant, tells employees just entering the workforce exactly what to do to get fired from their jobs — in order to avoid doing just that.

This excerpt comes from the first section, entitled "Fake Your Resume." In this section, Havens describes the top ten reasons why people get fired. One of the ten behaviors that help people successfully gain unemployment is that they provide false information on their resumes, which Havens calls "one of the Four Pillars of Poverty." "Fake Your Resume" will "teach you how to manufacture a resume impressive enough to land a job to get fired from.'"

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A Phi Beta Kappa graduate of Vanderbilt University, Jeff began his career as a high school English teacher before following his father into the world of stand-up comedy, where he honed the art of engaging audiences through laughter. But his impulse to teach never faded, and soon he began looking for an avenue to combine both of his passions into entertaining and meaningful presentations. The result is Uncrapify Your Life!, How to Get Fired!, and Unleash Your Inner Tyrant! Jeff has brought his unique, side-splitting, message-based lectures and keynote addresses to General Electric, Ford Motor Company, USBank, University of Wisconsin, Purdue, and hundreds of other corporations and colleges. Jeff is a regular guest on Fox Business News and has been featured in Business Week, the Wall Street Journal, CNBC and AOL.

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